kenisha howard-miller arrived this AM with my new god-child jacquesha-o ("jackie-0" to her peeps) or "jackay-O" as they will no doubt be calling her in da tony award winning hood/heights.
she has yet to pee or poo but here is a shot of her attempting to be tres nyc by the fire hydrant...
new dog bowls, toys, training case and food have been procurred from pet smart and kenny and i are being cruised like there is no tomorrow all of a sudden by small asian girls who just want to pet the dog they have lovingly monikered "wacky-O".
we have let her sniff an old pair of cheyenne's tighty whities so she can begin the jackson stalker walk. we will find him and force him back to the fishbowl for a discussion of what he feels about obama's trip to germany, german chocolate cake and german boiz in leiderhosen...then we will tie him to jackie-o's leash and force him to sleep in her new training cage before waking the next morning, making us breakfast naked and then leading us in a rowsing round of hip hop abz!
tonite don't tell mama's, tomorow, charlie chang and the mysterious salami, sunday justin bond at the public theater and musical monday's at splash...all while trying to get free tix on the cue line online for HAIR in the park....thank goddess no GEM til sunday. i don't have time to go to play practice with this social and dog walking calendar!
this is the dawning of the age of.....jackie-O!
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